Upload a Photo. Get a Brutally Honest Review.

€5 for the raw truth. We'll tell you what your face is really saying.

  • 1. Upload a Photo

    Send your face. We look at it. You get humbled.

  • 2. Pay €5

    The truth ain't free.

  • 3. Get Your Review

    Find out if you're cooked.

FAQ

How long does it take?

Within 48 hours.

What do I get?

A blunt, personal review of your face, approachability and vibe.

Can I stay anonymous?

Yep. We don’t share your photo or info.

How do I get my review?

Your review will be sent to your email address you used to sign up.